Dane Cook is an abomination to the human race. If sucking the limp cock of mediocrity and lulling impressionable (see: stupid) women with your remotely tolerable Hollister tool appearance makes you a comedian, then I'm fucking Gallagher.
I'm approached on a disturbingly high basis by girls that claim I look like Dane Cook. Instead of fisting them in the scrotum, I jump and scream and rant about Burger King. They laugh, unaware of the sad irony of their existence. There, I just effectively proved attractive white girls to be morons without getting told I'm a "meanie".
That's just how badass I am.
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Oh Alex, so vengeful, and all he did was make money as a moron. I think thats quite the accomplishment.
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