Requiem for a Dream is the Biggest Piece of Shit Movie Ever

I have never, in the course of my life, walked out on a movie until now. This poor excuse for a fucking construct of any sort is the most pretentious, sloppy, pointless, self-important heap of garbage I've ever had the misfortune to watch thirty minutes of. Everything about that movie strikes me as a failed attempt of an art school reject trying to "prove everyone wrong". I'm willing to bet my golden dollar that everyone involved was in a constant session of jacking themselves off to their own percieved "genius".

I hate, HATE the repeated use of what people have creatively (note: sarcasm) dubbed "hip hop shots". They're not cool, they're not innovative, and doing them twenty thousand fucking times won't change my mind on the matter. It's like Darren Aronofsky is sitting there in the room next to me repeatedly proclaiming "SEE WHAT I DID THERE?" every time it happens. Yes, Darren, I did see. Now go fucking ram a jagged spear up your rectum, you hack piece of shit.

I'm not even kidding when I say watching that movie put me in a literal state of physical distress. And no, it's not becauase the movie is "bleak" (I prefer the term "pointless"). It's because it's a terrible film. It totally, TOTALLY escapes me why ANYONE would like (nontheless LOVE) this movie. The sense of pretense underlying every single shot of every single frame is enough to make me vomit. Speaking of vomiting, I can't deal with Jennifer Connelly's eyebrows. They're just too fucking much. I (and this is no fucking joke; I say this with complete seriousness), thought she was a man for a good few minutes following her introduction. A weed-wacker would lack the sufficient strength to destroy those furry fucks.

I'm done with this. I can't even write this because I'm too distracted by the frightening image of Marlon Wayans' thrusting buttocks. In summary, if this was a living organism, I would shove a stick of dynamite up its dick hole (assuming it's male), remove its nipples with a rusty shovel, and beat it to death with a screaming animal (which I would let live because it didn't bring the great evil to the world that its victim did).

Worst movie ever.